Ep. 15: Your Mother is a Classy Slattern

We’ve got some special announcements for all the people of the Aksys Nation. Firstly, the Character Designer for Battle Fantasia, Ms. Emiko Iwasaki, graces us with some answers to some interesting questions. Also, we announce the winner of the “Most Awesome Word” contest, as well as announce a new contest, one that we surely won’t regret, and I came up with a new censoring scheme. Plus, Aksys wants YOU on the Street Team! Find out how to join by listening to this podcast.

Welcome to Aksys Nation Podcast #15

  • Gail
  • Harry
  • Bo
  • Noba
  • Aaron

News

  • BB console has been announced! Are you excited? We are.
  • Bit.Trip Beat released on Wii Shop Channel!
  • Interview with Emiko Iwasaki, Character Designer for Battle Fantasia

Mailbag

  • Nobafan 87
  • Jason
  • Terranrox
  • The Pretender

Contests and Reminders

  • In Podcast #13: Win a Podcast Edition we had a contest for who could come up with the coolest word and we’ve narrowed it down to the following:
    • Apophenia – Seeing patterns where there are none
    • Slattern – Whore
    • Vainglorious – Boastful
    • Slattern is the winner, and that gets someone a BlazBlue poster!
  • “A writing contest is also nice where the subscribers could write a creative story using the aksys crew as characters while using a list of words they MUST use.”
  • Thanks for this interesting contest Terranrox! You win a Calamity Pack! Here are the words everyone MUST use:
    • Commander Video
    • Harry
    • Noba
    • Gail
    • Aaron
    • Bo
    • Mary and Chris (Must be used together exactly like this)
    • Apophenia
    • Slattern
    • Vainglorious
  • You get until the podcast after next to submit your entry, so get on that! Send entries to podcast(at)aksysgames(dot)com with the subject line “Aksys Author Contest.”

Street Team

  • 1st mission for the Street Team: We give you a picture of Commander Video. You go and leave it somewhere in the world and take a photo of it. Send it to us and you get access to the Street Team. Once you’ve emailed us proof that you have completed the mission you’ll be given special access to the Street Team section of the website where you can blog your mission results and share your pictures with other street teamers.
  • Must be 18 or older to enter. If you’re about to turn 18, don’t worry, this mission will be ongoing and there will be other opportunities.
  • Send all applications to streetteam(at)aksysgames(dot)com.

Closing Comments & Thank Yous

  • Special note from Aaron: If you want to friend me on Steam or something and would like to play sometime, I’m all down for that, but please tell me who you are or else I’ll most likely ignore you. Even if it’s a message saying “Hey, I’m a fan of Aksys/the podcast, let’s play sometime”, that’s fine. There’s plenty of Aaron to go around.
  • Don’t forget to send questions/comments to podcast(at)aksysgames(dot)com and review us on iTunes!

Comments

Comments

  1. wrote on March 18th, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Monochrome Red

    DAYUM SON. early podcast.

    FUCK YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. wrote on March 18th, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    Nobafan87

    Best podcast rsndomness since market fail!

    Fuck yeah, also Noba wins my internetz for hitting hitting Erin.

  3. wrote on March 19th, 2009 at 4:42 am

    Nobafan87

    Sorry, I don’t remember things correctly sometimes, I has brain damage in my short term memory. Hitting harry is an extra win!

  4. nobababan
    wrote on March 19th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    nobababan

    yea i was too lazy to hit aaron
    was 2 farz

  5. wrote on March 19th, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    kanedags

    @nobababan: Which meant Harry and I paid the price. Fortunately, she doesn’t quite pack much of a punch or kick for that matter. :P

  6. wrote on March 19th, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    Quomple

    I’m glad my itunes has a mind of its own and decided to download these for me. It said “you listen to podcast” and I don’t argue with itunes so I listen :) Good stuff guys.

  7. wrote on March 20th, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Bluedevil5

    censorship kills babys

  8. wrote on March 20th, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    kanedags

    Sometimes we say things on the podcast that we shouldn’t be saying. So instead of losing our jobs FUCK

  9. nobababan
    wrote on March 23rd, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    nobababan

    Gailz i knoe ur hurtin inside u just man up and hide ur tears as it gets sucked right back into ur eyelids lol

  10. wrote on March 26th, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    matty

    Classy podcast!

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