Alright ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to announce two fantastic new products for your purchasing enjoyment. By harnessing the vile energy of demons bound in the hellish Eternal Undercroft, we have wrenched into being a shirt and a book, that they may enrich your lives. And now, without further ado, I give you:

The BlazBlue Artbook

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Yes, the very same artbook that was previous only available to (online) patrons of Gamestop can now be yours for the terrifyingly reasonably price of $15. Shocked? Yes. We all are. It is full of pictures of people (and un-people) from BlazBlue, which this convenient paper-based format allows you to view over and over again. It also make an excellent gift, suitable for weddings and/or funerals.

But! There is more. In fact, there is…

The Hakumen 6B T-Shirt

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Modeled here by our very own Noba, this stunning garment comes in sizes to fit any human being (so long as that human being fits in a small, medium, large, extra-large, or extra-extra-large shirt). You may have noticed that Noba does not look pleased in this photo. This is because you have not yet purchased a shirt, which will cost you the paltry sum of $20. When you do so, she will look like this:

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Also, Harry will look like this:

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Weigh your decision accordingly.

Oh! The back of the shirt also features potent imagery, specifically this:

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Enormous popped collar and silky hair not included.