Aksys Nation
posted by kanedags @ 12:13 pm on April 1, 2010

Earlier today we announced the Limited Edition for Deathsmiles, but are now proud to announce our latest offering… The BDSM ÜBER EDITION for just $299.99!

DEATHSMILES BDSM ÜBER EDITION INCLUDES

  • Weird Japanese Men’s Pseudo Panty / Boxer Briefs - Riiight…
  • Replica Wyndia Angel Wings - Be the life of the party at the next rave and pretend you can fly with these awesome wings that you strap to your back.
  • Replica Rosa Whip - Beat your lovers into submission after an intense game of Deathsmiles.
  • Replica Rosa Collar - Get your significant under control with this handy choker.
  • Needlessly Oversized Box shaped like a Coffin - Because we don’t want you putting your game on your shelves at home.

APRIL FOOLS!

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  1.  matty
    4.01.10 at 12:29 pm

    Finally, my prayers have been answered!

  2.  masuto
    4.01.10 at 12:56 pm

    I’d take the whip anytime.

  3.  Comandante
    4.01.10 at 1:04 pm

    And it’s only $300! What a deal! That’s well within my gaming budget!

  4.  mizuir0
    4.01.10 at 2:28 pm

    aww man, so it’s not for real?
    sadface.

  5.  PoyucaTwilightShadow
    4.01.10 at 2:44 pm

    Too bad the wings don’t really make you fly… :P

  6.  Kunio-kun
    4.01.10 at 3:00 pm

    Hey guys, I’ve recently moved to Europe and was just wondering if the cockstrap is region-free??? Thanks!!!

  7.  LiK
    4.01.10 at 4:05 pm

    that underwear is actually real! i saw it being featured in some japanese site, lol.

  8.  Rogue Ninja
    4.01.10 at 4:55 pm

    Heh. I think EVERYTHING in there is real.

    Are the wings better than Red Bull’s?

  9.  Gaming King
    4.01.10 at 7:33 pm

    @LiK Seriously? How perverted.

    *WARNING: EXTREMELY CRUDE SEXUAL COMMENT BELOW*

    I guess they made that underwear so you can have a loli all up on your junk without facing off against Chris Hansen.

  10.  Gaming King
    4.01.10 at 7:35 pm

    *looks at it again*

    Man, that looks so molesty. I don’t much care for it.

  11.  Hollow_Ninja
    4.03.10 at 5:50 am

    Holy your mother is a classy lady.

  12.  Alkaiser
    4.04.10 at 5:36 pm

    More importantly, does it come with the game? And perhaps a manual?

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