Earlier today we announced the Limited Edition for Deathsmiles, but are now proud to announce our latest offering… The BDSM ÜBER EDITION for just $299.99!
DEATHSMILES BDSM ÜBER EDITION INCLUDES
- Weird Japanese Men’s Pseudo Panty / Boxer Briefs - Riiight…
- Replica Wyndia Angel Wings - Be the life of the party at the next rave and pretend you can fly with these awesome wings that you strap to your back.
- Replica Rosa Whip - Beat your lovers into submission after an intense game of Deathsmiles.
- Replica Rosa Collar - Get your significant under control with this handy choker.
- Needlessly Oversized Box shaped like a Coffin - Because we don’t want you putting your game on your shelves at home.
APRIL FOOLS!
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4.01.10 at 12:29 pm
Finally, my prayers have been answered!
4.01.10 at 12:56 pm
I’d take the whip anytime.
4.01.10 at 1:04 pm
And it’s only $300! What a deal! That’s well within my gaming budget!
4.01.10 at 2:28 pm
aww man, so it’s not for real?
sadface.
4.01.10 at 2:44 pm
Too bad the wings don’t really make you fly… :P
4.01.10 at 3:00 pm
Hey guys, I’ve recently moved to Europe and was just wondering if the cockstrap is region-free??? Thanks!!!
4.01.10 at 4:05 pm
that underwear is actually real! i saw it being featured in some japanese site, lol.
4.01.10 at 4:55 pm
Heh. I think EVERYTHING in there is real.
Are the wings better than Red Bull’s?
4.01.10 at 7:33 pm
@LiK Seriously? How perverted.
*WARNING: EXTREMELY CRUDE SEXUAL COMMENT BELOW*
I guess they made that underwear so you can have a loli all up on your junk without facing off against Chris Hansen.
4.01.10 at 7:35 pm
*looks at it again*
Man, that looks so molesty. I don’t much care for it.
4.03.10 at 5:50 am
Holy your mother is a classy lady.
4.04.10 at 5:36 pm
More importantly, does it come with the game? And perhaps a manual?