BlazBlue Arcade Stick Shipping Defies Law of Special Relatively; Einstein Rolling In Grave

Here they come!

Yes, I know the store said June. That’s still true. See, we’re taking advantage of a new shipping technique, whereby packages are shot out to customers at speeds in excess of 186,000 miles per second. As they travel past the speed of light, time dilation inverts itself, and packages arrive before they are (were) sent. The benefit to you, the purchaser of a BlazBlue Tournament Arcade Stick (for PS3 or Xbox 360) is that you will be receiving your stick much, much sooner than June.

In other words, we are shipping them out right now. Now that you know, why not go buy one?


Comments

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  1. wrote on May 7th, 2010 at 8:00 pm

    DJ Daishi

    hmmm, your logic is flawless…

  2. wrote on May 10th, 2010 at 7:54 am

    masuto

    Free shipping? Why not?

  3. wrote on May 10th, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    KidKobun

    $200 + $20 tax? I’ll pass. ( -_-)_L

  4. wrote on May 22nd, 2010 at 4:11 am

    brutaltaco

    I just ordered mine yesterday :p cant wait!

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