
Never listen to people that say that they can handle alcohol well nyaa...
Chances are...they can't. Seconds later, it leads to some rather...unspeakable moments nyaa...


Never listen to people that say that they can handle alcohol well nyaa...
Chances are...they can't. Seconds later, it leads to some rather...unspeakable moments nyaa...

RayMustang said:
They were all sick ? :D
I dare not speak of what transpired...but I will say with a honest heart...I will NEVER go to a bachelor's party again nyaa...

Went to a karaoke bar with friends, we were like 16 in a room...
It was so awesome and random, I sang like a crazy -your mother is a classy lady- xD
I was cornered by some guy on a bike that stared at me, and kept going, Nyaaaaa~
Susanooh said:
I dare not speak of what transpired...but I will say with a honest heart...I will NEVER go to a bachelor's party again nyaa...
I can only imagine. Never get drunk to the point of passing out at one of these places. One of my friend's bud can't recall a thing at a bachelor party he was at in Vegas. But his credit card remembers 4,000 other things for him that night...
My friend house has a doorphone
And I said 'Sensual' with a very very ero-voice
He laugh a lil' bit and let me in
20 minutes later
His girlfriend's cousin rang the door and said the exact same thing !!
I was damn, nice coincidence xD
Throughout the day, I've been asked rather ridiculous requests nyaa...
-"Can I get the phone number to Wal-mart?" (Wal-mart is one of my company's competitors)
and
-"Is there a way you can get that number for me?"
-"Do you have the phone number to the pizza place down the road from here?"
-"Can you call someone to help you?!" (Moron was next in line and no one else behind him)
-"Can you fill this out for me? I don't have my glasses and I can't read and write..." (Glasses was on her head and shortly after refusing, she could still read and write competently, WITHOUT the glasses)

^You must be in ...guest service? My hats off to those people. They get the worst of the worst. I know, I've seen them take the heat. I've seen one jerkface throw Lego pieces at one of the employees once he knew he couldn't return it. From the BIG Lego sets...
What random thing happened to me today... Uh, I guess my BUTT hurts. :/
matty said:
^You must be in ...guest service? My hats off to those people. They get the worst of the worst. I know, I've seen them take the heat. I've seen one jerkface throw Lego pieces at one of the employees once he knew he couldn't return it. From the BIG Lego sets...
Indeed I do, and I often get to hear the most pathetic excuses as to why people want to return things nyaa...and a few unbelievable ones too. I'm sometimes amazed by what humans are capable of saying nyaa, thanks to freedom of speech...
-"I want to return this because I don't feel like cooking today."
-"I want to return this chorizo because when I opened it, I found this cat 'organ'* inside."
This particular event occurred when a frequent scammer wanted to return this $32 dollar Crest Strips. I already knew the person and he always says the same thing, though this time, I find that his stupidity knows no bounds nyaa.
"How come I can't return this?! See this? (pointing to what he believes is a refund policy for the item) 'If I am not satisfied with this product, I can come back to the place I bought this from, and get a full refund.' Now how come I can't get my money back?!"
My reply, "Because you don't have a receipt showing you purchased this item here, we can't refund it. Furthermore, (I point to the same thing he pointed at) if you read this already, it shows that CREST will refund you the money." At which point, he grabbed the item he "bought" and walked out the door. Had enough time to even say "Have a nice day" nyaa.
Guest Services isn't as bad a job for me nyaa, especially if I can annoy the would-be and well-known scammers nyaa.
*I will note, I put "organ" in place of what he actually said, since it is a organ and if I were to put what he actually said, it would be censored nyaa.

The most random thing I did today is this
Aksysgames Nyan Nyan
Oh and by the way,
It gets only bigger and fill up your screen
So this crazy thing happened today. I was out adventuring, then I took an arrow in the knee.
I started watching "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya" today. This thread reminds me of it :3
Hollow_Ninja said:
What, did somebody take your sweetroll?
They did nyaa. I hate leaving food in our company's breakroom fridge. Had very little choice but to leave my food in the fridge for a moment, since they called me to deal with a irate customer. Left for about only 5 minutes, and to come back, they took my dessert from my lunch bag. Accursed food thieves nyaa.

Hollow_Ninja said:
What, did somebody take your sweetroll?
I understand that everyone can have different last names, though I'm quite surprised to find someone with the last name "Many-goats."

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