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1. 

   Edelweisz
   Member

   SPOILERS

   After playing Cho Aniki Zero, I became truly disgusted by the game's impossibilities since this game has no ending if I'm a straight person. Due to the nature of this game, this is a game for LGBT players. And since I am straight and sticking with it, I just made a huge damn mistake for realizing that Cho Aniki Zero is a game for gay players. Only gay players can complete this game. Straight players cannot do that due to the game's infection capabilities towards the hatred of straights. The game loves LGBTs, so this is a game only for gay players. End of story.

   Posted 3 years ago #
2. 

   Davin
   Member

   THAT'S THE JOKE

   Posted 3 years ago #
3. 

   Edelweisz
   Member

   No, it's true. Cho Aniki is a game for people who are openly gay. This game should've been banned years ago from ever seeing a US release. But, Aksys' efforts did not pay off this failure. This game is going straight into the trash. No one ever should play impossible shooters featuring homosexual everything in the game. I will say this once again. Cho Aniki is geared only for gay players. 100% true. If it detects straight gamer, you cannot complete it.

   Posted 3 years ago #
4. 

   Jaiden
   Member

   THAT'S THE JOKE

   Posted 3 years ago #
5. 

   CaptainDoomsday
   Member

   You must have never heard of this series before.
   http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/choaniki/choaniki.htm

   http://videogameafterlife.blogspot.com/

   Posted 3 years ago #
6. 

   perrandy
   Member

   LMAO

   Posted 3 years ago #
7. 

   Edelweisz
   Member

   CaptainDoomsday said:
   You must have never heard of this series before.
   http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/choaniki/choaniki.htm

   So what? I already know what it was when it really is a gay game. I think the developers in Japan are homosexuals, too. They like to hit on muscular men. They're sick!

   Read this below from the link you gave me:

   You may have heard things about Cho Aniki (sometimes spelled "Choaniki" or "Chouaniki"), the infamous series of shooters created by Masaya. While first introduced for the PC Engine Super CD in 1992, where it enjoyed some popularity Japan, Cho Aniki was granted cult pop status amongst Americans when an issue of the magazine Electronic Gaming Monthly featured screenshots of the Playstation version. While side-scroller shooters were a dime a dozen back in the days, this one was a wee-bit different - instead of shooting spaceships, you fought against legions of huge, muscular, bald men. The game was quickly labeled "homosexual", seeing as two of the primary characters were body builders wearing skimpy thongs and sporting overly happy grins. As a result, Cho Aniki quickly became known as "that gay Japanese game".

   Cho Aniki is a game for gay players. Anyone who enjoys this game are all gay. This means you whomever loves this patheic Cho Aniki game.

   I'm not big into Aksys's Games, but I joined the forum to tell you all that what you see of Cho Aniki and it's gay culture is true and I want you all to know that if you're straight, don't play this game. Play this game only if you're openly gay. Do I make myself clear?

   Posted 3 years ago #
8. 

   chibilaharl
   Member

   1) I happen to like this game alot as its humourous, yet im straight and engaged.
   2) someone sounds like a homophobe, and thats depressing
   3) trolling should be a crime

   Posted 3 years ago #
9. 

   Levi
   Member

   This game, is in fact, one of Japans greatest contributions to the world. Gay, straight or whatever the innuendo is hilarious. You can see only homosexuality, but what about brotherly love? What about an interest in being healthy? Think about the economic and enviromental conotations too, the entire premise of the game is to break Balzac the Second's monoply over protien, which is scarce and this is probably due to irresponsible use of a resource. So gentlemen I ask you, homoerotic shooter or life lesson? Aksys, I'd like to ask that if you ever localize another Cho Aniki and it actually ends up with a physical release you throw the soundtrack in with it!

   U WA SHOCK?

   Posted 3 years ago #
10. 

    Davin
    Member

    Should have followed our lead. Obvious troll.

    Posted 3 years ago #
11. 

    Levi
    Member

    Davin said:
    Should have followed our lead. Obvious troll.

    Obviously he's a troll, but can't I have fun too? I wanted to praise the game and ask Aksys to stick a soundtrack in if they ever happen to localize another Cho Aniki and the localization ends up being physical release instead of digital. Besides, I need to practice my creative writing :P And it isn't a very good troll. Trolling is an art and this is like stick figure drawings by a second grader and a second grader who isn't very artistic I might add.

    U WA SHOCK?

    Posted 3 years ago #
12. 

    masuto
    Member

    All I can say is, thank you for supporting Aksys by purchasing the game. Now that you have beaten the game, thank you for expressing your opinions. Some people may like the game, some people won't. So...now you know!

    Posted 3 years ago #
13. 

    Kunio-kun
    Jumbocock: Can I Really Be the Hero?

    Please Die!

    Neil Hamburger(Il buono): Why did God send Terri Schiavo to hell? For the sin of sloth.
    D.Plainview(Il brutto): I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.
    Kakizaki(Il cattivo): [Edit] That's what I do when I feel threatened, because God gave me a baby penis.

    Posted 3 years ago #
14. 

    Edelweisz
    Member

    Well the game is impossible because I'm straight and you Cho Aniki obessed fans aren't. Like I said, anyone who loves or likes this game is gay. End of story.

    Posted 3 years ago #
15. 

    Shinzo
    Member

    @Edelweisz
    I like it and I'm a lolicon...
    Saying someone is gay for liking Cho Aniki is like saying someone has a space ship fetish if they like Galaga. It's just a game dude, calm down.

    Posted 3 years ago #
16. 

    chibilaharl
    Member

    @edelweiss: you said it has no ending for straght people, so I was curious what would , in you opinion, be a good ending in the game for straight people?

    Posted 3 years ago #
17. 

    Kunio-kun
    Jumbocock: Can I Really Be the Hero?

    If this topic is actually to be taken seriously, let's take a moment and examine some of the funnier ironies that our Bro's little diatribe has presented:

    1) His member name is 'Edelweisz,' a song featured in the musical The Sound of Music which starred Julie Andrews, notable gay and lesbian icon. Of course Edelweiss also refers to a type of flower, the floarea reginei (translation: the QUEEN'S FLOWER).

    2) Really read his opening declaration and tell me how this sounds: "After playing Cho Aniki Zero, I [realized] this game has no ending if I'm a straight person... Only gay players can complete this game. Straight players cannot...so this is a game only for gay players. End of story." Now I'm no Sigmund Freud, but that sure sounds to me like somebody can't accept who they are inside!

    3) His outward opinion that homosexuality is some sort of disorder, although incredibly archaic and incomprehensible to most rational, non-lobotomized people, can provide us with a glimpse into the psyche of the inner-workings (or lack thereof) of man's brain at a time when it was still developing. Proper study of why he thinks anyone else cares about his opinion and the need to continually reiterate it to the point of overemphasis may yield fascinating conclusions about his, and like individuals insecurities. Perhaps we may yet solve the riddle of why televangelists or Republican politicians always attempt to 'pray the gay away' when caught indulging in homosexual acts instead of being able to come to grips with the realization that they are, in fact, gay themselves.

    4) I find it hard to believe how long it took, all the way to the ends of the game, before he had his little epiphany on its homosexual overtones. Gay, bi-, curious? Then why play the game all the way to climax before declaring that "[a]fter playing Cho Aniki Zero, I became truly disgusted by the game's impossibilities since this game has no ending if I'm a straight person."

    5) Edelweisz, Bro, if you read between the lines all the mysteries to your universe will start to unfold.

    Neil Hamburger(Il buono): Why did God send Terri Schiavo to hell? For the sin of sloth.
    D.Plainview(Il brutto): I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.
    Kakizaki(Il cattivo): [Edit] That's what I do when I feel threatened, because God gave me a baby penis.

    Posted 3 years ago #
18. 

    Edelweisz
    Member

    Hey Aksys. You need to take this stupid game off the PlayStation Store. It's a horrible game. Totally impossible. No ending. All because you -your mother is a classy lady- this -your mother is a classy lady- up. No more games, Aksys and you pyschos. Cho Aniki Zero is going to be recalled tomorrow. No one needs to play -your mother is a classy lady- like that with no endinng and a boss infected with the Impossible Syndrome. I have finalized that Cho Aniki Zero in the US doesn't have an ending due to being a download only game for US. Now that I told you all that -your mother is a classy lady-, this forum serves me no -your mother is a classy lady-' purpose. All you Aksys jackasses make bad quality games. 2D? Who the -your mother is a classy lady- wants to play 2D? -your mother is a classy lady- y'all!

    Mods, I'm leaving this forum. Obliterate my account right now as I'm completely disgusted by Cho Aniki Zero being impossible and your 2D nonsense. Now before I leave, let me ask you.

    When you go through the metal detector, what comes up first on the monitor? The lead up your ass or the -your mother is a classy lady- in your brain?

    -your mother is a classy lady- -your mother is a classy lady-! Yippie-ky-yay motherfuckers! (middle fingers X2)[code]

    Posted 3 years ago #
19. 

    Edelweisz
    Member

    Hey Aksys. You need to take this stupid game off the PlayStation Store. It's a horrible game. Totally impossible. No ending. All because you -your mother is a classy lady- this -your mother is a classy lady- up. No more games, Aksys and you pyschos. Cho Aniki Zero is going to be recalled tomorrow. No one needs to play -your mother is a classy lady- like that with no endinng and a boss infected with the Impossible Syndrome. I have finalized that Cho Aniki Zero in the US doesn't have an ending due to being a download only game for US. Now that I told you all that -your mother is a classy lady-, this forum serves me no -your mother is a classy lady-' purpose. All you Aksys jackasses make bad quality games. 2D? Who the -your mother is a classy lady- wants to play 2D? -your mother is a classy lady- y'all!

    Mods, I'm leaving this forum. Obliterate my account right now as I'm completely disgusted by Cho Aniki Zero being impossible and your 2D nonsense. Now before I leave, let me ask you.

    When you go through the metal detector, what comes up first on the monitor? The lead up your ass or the -your mother is a classy lady- in your brain?

    -your mother is a classy lady- -your mother is a classy lady-! Yippie-ky-yay motherfuckers! (middle fingers X2)[code]

    Posted 3 years ago #
20. 

    Edelweisz
    Member

    Hey Aksys. You need to take this stupid game off the PlayStation Store. It's a horrible game. Totally impossible. No ending. All because you -your mother is a classy lady- this -your mother is a classy lady- up. No more games, Aksys and you pyschos. Cho Aniki Zero is going to be recalled tomorrow. No one needs to play -your mother is a classy lady- like that with no endinng and a boss infected with the Impossible Syndrome. I have finalized that Cho Aniki Zero in the US doesn't have an ending due to being a download only game for US. Now that I told you all that -your mother is a classy lady-, this forum serves me no -your mother is a classy lady-' purpose. All you Aksys jackasses make bad quality games. 2D? Who the -your mother is a classy lady- wants to play 2D? -your mother is a classy lady- y'all!

    Mods, I'm leaving this forum. Obliterate my account right now as I'm completely disgusted by Cho Aniki Zero being impossible and your 2D nonsense. Now before I leave, let me ask you.

    When you go through the metal detector, what comes up first on the monitor? The lead up your ass or the -your mother is a classy lady- in your brain?

    -your mother is a classy lady- -your mother is a classy lady-! Yippie-ky-yay motherfuckers! (middle fingers X2)[code]

    Posted 3 years ago #

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